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02 May 2008 |
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Ally McCoist
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http://www.nocelticineurope.co.uk |
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Florence en route to Manchester |
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Newspaper |
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Look out Manchester here comes the Rangers!!
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29 April 2008 |
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Nick Taylor
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The retired sub's Institute |
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Web site link |
Comments:
Its a shame that the season is fading away, but its great to see the Club making progress both on and off the pitch. See you all for Paddy's game on the 5th. Hoppo for President.
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28 April 2008 |
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Josephhopkins@hotmail.co.uk
(josephhopkins@hotmail.co.uk)
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ON a chair.... |
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Other |
Comments:
Hollands and Blair news:
Hello I'm Joseph Hopkins and welcome to Hollands and Blair news. This weekend saw Hollands and Blair return to action against a Milton side struggling at the wrong end of the table. And Guess what, yep, we lost again.
Other news from the weekend's game.
- Joe "Kitty" Hopkins lost £100 out of his wallet after some wan*** stoll my wallet from my bag beside the pitch, but never mind least they left the wallet in the car park for me!!!
- Liam "who?" Tideman returned to action after a 11 month lay in, and did nothing to report.
- Lewis "Mute" Flisher doesn't know how to talk during a game of football.
- Bryan "Jock" Scottish jogged out on to the lovely UK paper pitch and said, "If you caunt plae footbaalll on dis, ya caent plae footbaall a tail!" Then I passed him a ball and he fell over it!! LOL f****** classic.
- When will Ryan "Anderton" Plumber return???
- What do you call a right back with bad dress sense and a giant big toe?
A: Craig Harvey
Well thats it for H&B news this week. Check out the match report too.
- Robo (Darren) Cop is nearly as brown as Chappers.
Love Hoppo
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| Date: |
22 April 2008 |
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The real Joe Hopkins...
(josephhopkins@hotmail.co.uk)
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Computer |
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Other |
Comments:
WELCOME TO HOLLANDS AND BLAIR NEWS:
Hello everyone and a happy return by your favorite and best up to date Hollands and Blair news.
Now the 1st team has been going through a bit of a poor run of late, and I would like to make a big request to everyone involved...
TURN THAT FROWN UPSIDE DOWN!!!
The team moral is at a low due to the recent run but we can finish the season with two wins and 6 points and get those happy faces back asap.
I would like to thank everyone who turned up to my Birthday and engagement party and apologies for my dancing, I didn't want to make anyone jealous!
I am still waiting to hear from Mick Moran for a apologie as to why he wasn't present at my party, apparently due to off the pitch problems at the club Mick is doing a "Liverpool" and causing friction amongst players and club officials...and I mean the squeaky bum kind! (Hopefully out of guilt I may get a start!)
Also at my party Jock was spotted smelling Cliff Eldridges partners hair! Sick.
Andy (Hot pot) Taylor made a VIP appearance and my Auntie asked who he was, I replied Oh my god he came, take the kids home!!!
Chief ate all the food.
Craig Harvey thought it was fancy dress, and came smart.
Sean (Brother Brooke's) Brooke's was caught tapping his feet to 'She's like the wind!'
And finally may I thank all the players who came especially my favorite one's. You know who you are Browny, Sicknote and Sir Limp alot!x
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11 April 2008 |
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Jay Holmes
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Word of mouth |
Comments:
Where is the reserves write up this week? Or do we only get one when we win. I thought our performance on saturday brilliant, everyone battled hard and fought till the end.
Just shows lads that we can be challenging for the league next year.
well done boys.
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31 March 2008 |
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Jay Holmes
(jay.holmes@edmund-nuttall.co.uk)
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Work |
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Word of mouth |
Comments:
Luke knowone cares what you have to say!
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31 March 2008 |
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Luke Teachen
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Sixth Form |
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Word of mouth |
Comments:
After the first time we let Steve Dampier off by going to the cinema when the rest of us went out clubbing. Now again just three weeks later he was seen again going to the cinema with his freind- soon to be his lover. What more can i say he is coming out of the closet!!!!
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| Date: |
20 March 2008 |
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Jay Holmes
(jay.holmes@edmund-nuttall.co.uk)
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Word of mouth |
Comments:
Hoppo that has to be the best report yet, absolutly cracking!!
Reserves are on a roll, keep it up lads and maybe lukes mum might attend a game soon!! MILF.
Dan 'Taffy' Poet !!!
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19 March 2008 |
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Joe Hopkins
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Comments:
Hello and welcome to Hollands and Blair news.
A day of rest for the first team this week and a well organized day out at the races was the topic of the weekend. As some may well have noticed I (main reporter) Joe (Kitty) Hopkins wasn't at the day out but fortunately still had his "bitches" keeping an eye out for funny happenings to report on in this weeks BLAIR NEWS!
A good result for the reserves saw them climb to the dizzy heights of a European qualification spot and 60% of the team had nose bleeds come the full time whistle. I love Dean Woodland shame I’ve more muscle than him.
Anyway well done boys and keep it up.
Bulletin news:
* Dan Poet being investigated by the F.A after a ridiculous dive outside the kebab shop saw him drop all of his kebab apart from his pita bread and yet managed to pick it up and continue to eat away...brings back memory's of Taffy eating chips off the Rochgas floor for supper!
* Nathan (lanky) Tallman given 5 out of 10 for coverage effort after vomiting over Gavin Smiths van. Rumour has it that it was pre-planned as he is so jealous of Gavin's manly height.
* Brother Brooke's is a hermaphrodite.
* Helen Chamberlain spotted at the races on her own, seriously she has to be a lesbian...she knows more about football than Mick Moran (not difficult) and seems to have no genuine interest in pork stick!!
* Cliff (Richard) Eldridge orders his partner to bring him an entire new outfit after turning up in trainers. I'm starting to worry for Kerry's safety, he orders her about forces her to watch him play football (how boring) and forces her to go under the knife to increase the size of her fun jubblies!!! Poor lass.
* Jock smells of something you might find in a brothel.
* Why is Mick Moran retired??
That’s it for this week; tune in next time for more Hollands and Blair news.
Hoppo x
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| Date: |
18 March 2008 |
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Chris Bemand
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6th Form |
Comments:
Luke teachen thinks he should be first team. What a load S*it. In the words of Kev, "You will never be first team!"
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